install theme

Whose Blog Is This?

+

walkingsaladshooterfromheaven:

realmisandrists:

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

"It’s very simple. I hate women who believe that they deserve rights, and I don’t want to be the only one so I’ll assume all men are just like me."

#your hand is a feminist #the lotion is a feminist #your bed is a feminist #everything is a feminist

OH MY GOD I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

p 20/10/2014
Posted by kammartinez

Reblogged from thefreakiestjones

queenbean03:

valesbloggingadventures:

sizvideos:

Watch it in video

Follow our Tumblr - Like us on Facebook

*coughs* its actually meant to represent shyness/social anxiety

^^^^

p 20/10/2014
Posted by sizvideos

Reblogged from angel-in-the-impala
  • REASONS I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOU:
  • I was going to answer you but I got distracted by something and forgot
  • My inbox fucked up and ate the message
  • I have nothing else interesting to say
  • I suck at socialising and don't know how to reply
  • I get a lot of messages and it takes a while to get through them
  • NOT REASONS I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOU:
  • I hate you and never want to see you again
9 19/10/2014
Posted by hanadoodles

Reblogged from mewchamp
Ñ connecticutest:

Well I already know that

connecticutest:

Well I already know that

D 19/10/2014
Posted by connecticutest

Reblogged from thebisexualsarecoming

(Source: sizvideos)

D 19/10/2014
Posted by sizvideos

Reblogged from gnarly
Ñ

(Source: bangarz)

D 19/10/2014
Posted by bangarz

Reblogged from dutchster
Ñ easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

D 19/10/2014
Posted by easilyhumored

Reblogged from mewchamp

gwythara:

when your obsessive special interest suddenly changes and your blog followers are like wtf this isn’t what i signed up for

l 19/10/2014
Posted by gwythara-deactivated20131029

Reblogged from mewchamp
miss-nerdgasmz:

we-are-chemically-romantic:

STOP ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY IT WAS LIKE 3AM WHEN I MADE THIS

cards against rainbow sea cow

miss-nerdgasmz:

we-are-chemically-romantic:

STOP ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY IT WAS LIKE 3AM WHEN I MADE THIS

cards against rainbow sea cow

canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

l 19/10/2014
Posted by canadianprimeminister

Reblogged from tongueofdog

tiqachu:

demeaniac:

one sentence horror story: “seems like we’re the last two people on earth, m’lady”

NO.

l 19/10/2014
Posted by demeaniac

Reblogged from rumbleroars-whovian-army

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

l 19/10/2014
Posted by pishposhspice

Reblogged from tongueofdog

bert-and-ernie-are-gay:

kluckleberry:

#the movies have flown straight past flirting and into husband land

Interviewer: Tell us about your relationship with Robert Downey Jr on set.
Jude Law: Oh, I love him. I love him.
Interviewer: Yeah? You had a bit of a bromance going on there.
Jude Law: What is this new term everyone is using?
Interviewer: Bromance?
Jude Law: Oh, it’s a horrible term. What about just a romance?
Interviewer: No, it’s not the same.
Jude Law: Why not? Why?
Interviewer: Cause then you’d have to star in a romantic comedy together or something.
Jude Law: We just have. Have you not seen it? [x]

(Source: funkes)

p 19/10/2014
Posted by funkes

Reblogged from rumbleroars-whovian-army

bisexualfaithlehane:

cumberbatshit:

IM SO HAPPY

is your dad phil coulson?

p 19/10/2014
Posted by cumberbatshit

Reblogged from tongueofdog
Ñ

(Source: inspiredbyadam)

D 19/10/2014
Posted by inspiredbyadam

Reblogged from tongueofdog
back top